1 00:00:06,666 --> 00:00:10,409 - Hi, I'm Patrick Star, and I live with my parents. 2 00:00:10,496 --> 00:00:11,192 Ow! 3 00:00:11,279 --> 00:00:15,326 This is my dad. 4 00:00:15,414 --> 00:00:19,069 This is my mom. [laughs] 5 00:00:19,156 --> 00:00:20,636 This is my sister. 6 00:00:20,723 --> 00:00:21,681 She's shy. 7 00:00:21,768 --> 00:00:23,900 This is my grandpa. 8 00:00:23,987 --> 00:00:26,076 This is my room. 9 00:00:26,163 --> 00:00:29,079 And this... 10 00:00:29,166 --> 00:00:32,605 this is my show! 11 00:00:36,086 --> 00:00:38,872 [spooky music] 12 00:00:38,959 --> 00:00:41,962 - You are traveling through an aquatic dimension. 13 00:00:42,049 --> 00:00:44,834 A dimension not only of laughs and giggles, 14 00:00:44,921 --> 00:00:48,621 but of uncontrollable nose milk. 15 00:00:48,708 --> 00:00:50,840 When things start to get coocoo, 16 00:00:50,927 --> 00:00:53,147 there's a pretty good chance you may have 17 00:00:53,234 --> 00:00:58,457 just entered "The Tidal Zone!" 18 00:00:58,544 --> 00:01:00,459 - And we're back! 19 00:01:00,546 --> 00:01:01,764 [together] Yay! 20 00:01:01,851 --> 00:01:03,984 - Our next guest on "The Patrick Show" 21 00:01:04,071 --> 00:01:09,859 are the wonderfully talented Captain Quaaa... 22 00:01:09,946 --> 00:01:12,993 Quaaa... 23 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:14,995 [growling] 24 00:01:15,082 --> 00:01:17,476 Ahh! 25 00:01:17,563 --> 00:01:21,392 - Captain Quasar and Pat-Tron! 26 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:23,873 [cheers and applause] 27 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:25,701 [spaceship beeping] 28 00:01:25,788 --> 00:01:28,748 all: Ahh! 29 00:01:31,707 --> 00:01:34,275 - Welcome to the show, fellas. 30 00:01:34,362 --> 00:01:37,060 Cool spaceship. 31 00:01:37,147 --> 00:01:39,410 Where are you guys from? 32 00:01:39,498 --> 00:01:42,326 - Um, outer space. 33 00:01:42,413 --> 00:01:45,199 - Out her face? 34 00:01:45,286 --> 00:01:47,984 - No. Just outer space. 35 00:01:48,071 --> 00:01:50,160 - Well, better out than in! 36 00:01:50,247 --> 00:01:53,120 [laughter] 37 00:01:53,207 --> 00:01:55,035 - [zapping] 38 00:01:55,122 --> 00:01:57,211 - Oh! Ooh! 39 00:01:57,298 --> 00:02:00,475 - Pat-Tron, I told you to turn off your laugh track. 40 00:02:00,562 --> 00:02:03,434 It always strips his gears. 41 00:02:03,522 --> 00:02:04,392 - Don't worry, folks. 42 00:02:04,479 --> 00:02:07,830 I can fix it. 43 00:02:07,917 --> 00:02:11,007 - Ha-ha-ha-ha, Ha-ha-ha-ha. 44 00:02:11,094 --> 00:02:14,271 - [grunting] 45 00:02:14,358 --> 00:02:15,403 I can't fix it! 46 00:02:15,490 --> 00:02:17,187 Let me out! 47 00:02:17,274 --> 00:02:20,930 - Evacuating robo-bowels. 48 00:02:21,017 --> 00:02:24,586 - Ooh, I got something stuck to my melon. 49 00:02:24,673 --> 00:02:26,153 - That's my shrink ray. 50 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:28,677 I thought I lost that. 51 00:02:28,764 --> 00:02:30,418 - Ooh! 52 00:02:30,505 --> 00:02:33,247 - Ahh! It's making my head all spicy! 53 00:02:33,334 --> 00:02:34,901 Ahh! 54 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,163 - Stop! Give me back my shrink ray! 55 00:02:36,250 --> 00:02:37,686 - Ahh! 56 00:02:37,773 --> 00:02:40,820 - Hola, my little chatty show hosts. 57 00:02:40,907 --> 00:02:42,343 - Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! 58 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:44,171 - Who wants to order a pizza? 59 00:02:44,258 --> 00:02:45,912 - Ahh-- Ooh. 60 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:49,219 I'll take a large with pineapple and potpourri. 61 00:02:49,306 --> 00:02:51,308 both: Ohhh! 62 00:02:51,395 --> 00:02:54,050 - Here you go. 63 00:02:54,137 --> 00:02:56,183 - [squeaking] 64 00:02:56,270 --> 00:02:57,837 [all gasping] 65 00:02:57,924 --> 00:03:01,275 - Um, fear not, studio audience. 66 00:03:01,362 --> 00:03:07,455 I will unshrink them with the growth ray I have in my ship. 67 00:03:10,414 --> 00:03:12,808 - Woo...hoo? 68 00:03:12,895 --> 00:03:13,809 - Wow. 69 00:03:13,896 --> 00:03:17,465 Our house is gigantic now! 70 00:03:17,552 --> 00:03:21,295 Oh, here's my gum! 71 00:03:21,382 --> 00:03:23,384 - And so cinematic. 72 00:03:23,471 --> 00:03:25,473 - It's cine-gigantic! 73 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:28,084 Is that even a word? 74 00:03:28,171 --> 00:03:30,826 - Ha, don't be retupulous, Bunny, of course not. 75 00:03:30,913 --> 00:03:33,394 Being small is gonna be fun-gigantic! 76 00:03:33,481 --> 00:03:36,745 Last one to the big, stinky sock is a rotten fish egg! 77 00:03:36,832 --> 00:03:38,399 - Hey, good one, Dad! 78 00:03:38,486 --> 00:03:42,533 - [laughs] Shall we? 79 00:03:42,621 --> 00:03:45,406 both: ? Small, small, small, small, small, small, small ? 80 00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:47,930 ? ? 81 00:03:48,017 --> 00:03:49,366 - Diminutive. 82 00:03:49,453 --> 00:03:51,020 - [laughs] Yee-haw! 83 00:03:51,107 --> 00:03:53,240 Whoo-hoo! 84 00:03:53,327 --> 00:03:55,459 - Tiny. 85 00:03:55,546 --> 00:03:56,635 - Puny. 86 00:03:56,722 --> 00:03:58,593 - [laughs] Whoa! 87 00:03:58,680 --> 00:03:59,942 - Itty-bitty. 88 00:04:00,029 --> 00:04:01,117 - Whoo! - Whoo-hoo! 89 00:04:01,204 --> 00:04:02,379 - Teensy-weensy. 90 00:04:02,466 --> 00:04:04,251 - Small. 91 00:04:04,338 --> 00:04:05,426 - Ahh. 92 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:06,819 Lovely. - [barking] 93 00:04:06,906 --> 00:04:08,385 [together] Ahh! 94 00:04:08,472 --> 00:04:12,041 Not now, Tinkle! 95 00:04:12,128 --> 00:04:15,654 [laughter] 96 00:04:15,741 --> 00:04:18,395 - I wish GrandPat were here to enjoy this. 97 00:04:18,482 --> 00:04:20,789 - Hee-hee! Ahh! 98 00:04:20,876 --> 00:04:21,790 - Hello! - Ahh! 99 00:04:21,877 --> 00:04:25,664 [electronic beeping] 100 00:04:25,751 --> 00:04:27,535 - [laughs] Ooh! 101 00:04:27,622 --> 00:04:30,016 Ha-ha-ha! 102 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,887 Oh! 103 00:04:31,974 --> 00:04:36,109 Can't an old man play violent video games in peace anymore? 104 00:04:36,196 --> 00:04:37,110 Grr! 105 00:04:37,197 --> 00:04:39,112 Water? 106 00:04:39,199 --> 00:04:41,157 [grumbling] 107 00:04:41,244 --> 00:04:44,552 [laughter] 108 00:04:44,639 --> 00:04:46,597 - We got shrunk. 109 00:04:46,685 --> 00:04:47,816 - Hey, GrandPat! 110 00:04:47,903 --> 00:04:50,514 - Can you get us some tiny towels? 111 00:04:50,601 --> 00:04:52,386 - Vermin? 112 00:04:52,473 --> 00:04:55,432 I'll get you with my bug spray breath! 113 00:04:55,519 --> 00:04:56,999 [munching] 114 00:04:57,086 --> 00:04:59,480 [exhales] 115 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:03,876 - GrandPat! No! 116 00:05:03,963 --> 00:05:07,314 - Hey! Where'd they go? 117 00:05:07,401 --> 00:05:09,838 [all shouting] 118 00:05:09,925 --> 00:05:12,928 - You'll be safe in here, Stars. 119 00:05:13,015 --> 00:05:15,409 - Whew. That was a close shave. 120 00:05:15,496 --> 00:05:16,627 Thank you for saving us. 121 00:05:16,715 --> 00:05:17,716 - Yeah. 122 00:05:17,803 --> 00:05:19,935 We apologize for GrandPat. 123 00:05:20,022 --> 00:05:21,632 He thinks we're vermin. 124 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:22,633 - Yeah. 125 00:05:22,721 --> 00:05:24,200 Like you. 126 00:05:24,287 --> 00:05:25,854 - No worries. 127 00:05:25,941 --> 00:05:28,596 We were just sitting down to eat our roasted peppermint. 128 00:05:28,683 --> 00:05:32,426 - It's not much, but we're willing to share it with you. 129 00:05:32,513 --> 00:05:34,602 - Share what? 130 00:05:34,689 --> 00:05:36,647 - Patrick! Manners! 131 00:05:36,735 --> 00:05:38,562 - Minty. [doorbell ringing] 132 00:05:38,649 --> 00:05:39,955 - I'll get it! 133 00:05:40,042 --> 00:05:42,523 Ooh, I do hope it's more guests. 134 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:43,567 Boop. 135 00:05:43,654 --> 00:05:44,655 both: Ooh! 136 00:05:44,743 --> 00:05:45,700 Ahh! 137 00:05:45,787 --> 00:05:46,875 - I see you! 138 00:05:46,962 --> 00:05:48,616 - GrandPat? 139 00:05:48,703 --> 00:05:51,750 - To survive in the wild, we find it best to stay 140 00:05:51,837 --> 00:05:53,577 out of family squabbles. 141 00:05:53,664 --> 00:05:55,275 Dartfishes, scatter! 142 00:05:55,362 --> 00:05:56,406 Ahh! 143 00:05:56,493 --> 00:05:58,887 - Ahh... - Grr! 144 00:05:58,974 --> 00:06:02,238 - Ooh, take that! - Ahh! 145 00:06:02,325 --> 00:06:05,285 - GrandPat scared our new friends away. 146 00:06:05,372 --> 00:06:07,635 This time he's gone too far. 147 00:06:07,722 --> 00:06:10,899 - Then I guess his beloved family is gonna 148 00:06:10,986 --> 00:06:12,640 have to teach him a lesson. 149 00:06:12,727 --> 00:06:14,598 - That's us, right? 150 00:06:14,685 --> 00:06:16,470 What? 151 00:06:16,557 --> 00:06:20,474 - Ooh, all this pest-huntin' is making me hangry. 152 00:06:20,561 --> 00:06:22,345 Let's see here. 153 00:06:22,432 --> 00:06:23,782 [mumbling] 154 00:06:23,869 --> 00:06:26,349 both: Cake molds away! 155 00:06:26,436 --> 00:06:32,312 - Huh? 156 00:06:32,399 --> 00:06:33,443 Why you-- 157 00:06:33,530 --> 00:06:36,533 Gah! Ahh! Achoo! 158 00:06:36,620 --> 00:06:38,100 Ahh! 159 00:06:38,187 --> 00:06:40,146 Why those little-- 160 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,843 Ahh! 161 00:06:41,930 --> 00:06:44,977 Grr. Ahh! 162 00:06:45,064 --> 00:06:47,327 Revenge of the vermin, eh? 163 00:06:47,414 --> 00:06:49,329 Ahh. 164 00:06:49,416 --> 00:06:52,419 Ohh! 165 00:06:52,506 --> 00:06:54,377 You! Ahh! 166 00:06:54,464 --> 00:06:56,466 Ohh! Ohh! 167 00:06:56,553 --> 00:06:58,425 Oh! Oh! Ahh! Ahh! 168 00:06:58,512 --> 00:07:02,037 - Whoa-ho-ho! Ahh! Ahh! Augh! 169 00:07:02,124 --> 00:07:07,129 Ohh, these insects are smarter than my family. 170 00:07:07,216 --> 00:07:10,741 That's it! No more Mr. Nice Geezer! 171 00:07:10,829 --> 00:07:12,700 Dentures, go get 'em! 172 00:07:12,787 --> 00:07:17,226 [together] Ahh! 173 00:07:20,534 --> 00:07:21,796 - Hi. 174 00:07:21,883 --> 00:07:24,233 I am Rube-dor. 175 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:26,322 I shrunk you down with my futuristic 176 00:07:26,409 --> 00:07:29,195 shrink suckers to save you from harm. 177 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,023 - Thanks, Rube-dor. 178 00:07:31,110 --> 00:07:35,027 - And to introduce you to the shimmering, shiny city 179 00:07:35,114 --> 00:07:36,724 of Shmandor. 180 00:07:36,811 --> 00:07:39,335 [together] Ooh. 181 00:07:39,422 --> 00:07:41,903 - Shmandor is the place to be. 182 00:07:41,990 --> 00:07:45,994 Shmandor has fine dining, 183 00:07:46,081 --> 00:07:47,343 spacious homes, 184 00:07:47,430 --> 00:07:50,651 a state-of-the-art transit system, 185 00:07:50,738 --> 00:07:52,740 shopping centers. 186 00:07:52,827 --> 00:07:56,875 And conveniently located under the sea, 187 00:07:56,962 --> 00:08:02,445 Shmandor is entirely made of hand-blown glass. 188 00:08:02,532 --> 00:08:05,492 [together] Amazing. 189 00:08:05,579 --> 00:08:07,450 - Oh, boy, can we live here? 190 00:08:07,537 --> 00:08:09,409 - Sure, we can, kids. 191 00:08:09,496 --> 00:08:13,935 Shmandor is so beautiful, it makes me feel like... 192 00:08:14,022 --> 00:08:15,589 ? Singing ? 193 00:08:15,676 --> 00:08:17,286 - Hold on! 194 00:08:17,373 --> 00:08:21,769 There's no singing allowed in Shmandor! 195 00:08:21,856 --> 00:08:23,771 And that's why! 196 00:08:23,858 --> 00:08:25,555 - Yuck. 197 00:08:25,642 --> 00:08:28,080 Who wants to live in a place where you can't sing? 198 00:08:28,167 --> 00:08:31,997 ? That was a close one ? 199 00:08:32,084 --> 00:08:35,000 - ? And here comes a closer one ? 200 00:08:36,610 --> 00:08:39,265 [together] Ahh! 201 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:40,266 - We're too small to be run over. 202 00:08:42,137 --> 00:08:43,573 - Whew. - Ha-ha. 203 00:08:43,660 --> 00:08:47,882 - Now, where would I hide if I was a filthy flea? 204 00:08:47,969 --> 00:08:53,888 - I think it's time to resume GrandPat's lesson. 205 00:08:53,975 --> 00:08:57,631 - I picked this one up inside Pat-tron. 206 00:08:57,718 --> 00:09:01,374 - Whoa! Guh! Ohh! 207 00:09:01,461 --> 00:09:04,855 My scooter is haunted! 208 00:09:04,943 --> 00:09:06,509 Ahh! 209 00:09:06,596 --> 00:09:08,424 [panting] 210 00:09:08,511 --> 00:09:11,079 Ha! 211 00:09:11,166 --> 00:09:13,125 Ahh! 212 00:09:13,212 --> 00:09:16,389 Ohh! Ahh! 213 00:09:21,655 --> 00:09:23,613 Aha! 214 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:28,879 Quit spookin' my wheels or I'll roast you ghosts! 215 00:09:28,967 --> 00:09:31,665 Ahh! 216 00:09:31,752 --> 00:09:34,581 Egypt? I love Egypt! 217 00:09:34,668 --> 00:09:36,539 Ohh! Ahh! 218 00:09:36,626 --> 00:09:38,933 Ugh! 219 00:09:39,020 --> 00:09:41,196 But I hate mummies! 220 00:09:41,283 --> 00:09:43,285 I gotta get home! 221 00:09:43,372 --> 00:09:45,374 - [giggles] That was fun, but what if we're 222 00:09:45,461 --> 00:09:48,290 too small for the audience to see us? 223 00:09:48,377 --> 00:09:50,379 - Hey, guys, look what I found. 224 00:09:50,466 --> 00:09:53,121 Jumbo Grow plant food! 225 00:09:53,208 --> 00:09:59,606 - Be careful! - It's time to grow up! 226 00:09:59,693 --> 00:10:02,609 - Now I can see the fine print, Patrick. 227 00:10:02,696 --> 00:10:06,613 It grows plants, but it shrinks people. 228 00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:09,442 You shrunk us down to the sub-atomic 229 00:10:09,529 --> 00:10:11,748 teensy-weensy level. 230 00:10:11,835 --> 00:10:15,578 - Ohh, now I'll never finish tonight's show. 231 00:10:15,665 --> 00:10:17,711 - Stay together, Stars. 232 00:10:17,798 --> 00:10:19,408 I think there's a way out of here! 233 00:10:19,495 --> 00:10:21,976 [all shouting] 234 00:10:22,063 --> 00:10:23,934 - Look, we're home. 235 00:10:24,022 --> 00:10:26,198 Everything's back to normal. 236 00:10:26,285 --> 00:10:27,286 Right? 237 00:10:27,373 --> 00:10:28,722 [together] Right! 238 00:10:28,809 --> 00:10:31,594 - Ahh! Except the Moon is a big eyeball now. 239 00:10:31,681 --> 00:10:35,598 all: Ahh! 240 00:10:35,685 --> 00:10:38,036 - Micro-critters are fascinatin'. 241 00:10:38,123 --> 00:10:39,950 How can be they be so sophisticated 242 00:10:40,038 --> 00:10:42,344 when they're so dang little? 243 00:10:42,431 --> 00:10:44,738 Heh! Glad no one's watchin' me. 244 00:10:44,825 --> 00:10:47,741 [belching] 245 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:54,095 - Ahh! 246 00:10:54,182 --> 00:10:56,619 [spooky music] 247 00:10:56,706 --> 00:11:01,015 - Grandma Frenchy always said "Don't sweat the small stuff." 248 00:11:01,102 --> 00:11:04,105 And in this small world, where good things 249 00:11:04,192 --> 00:11:07,804 come in small packages, it's no small wonder 250 00:11:07,891 --> 00:11:10,416 that it's the little things that mean a lot. 251 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:16,465 Especially in the wee small hours of "The Tidal Zone." 252 00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:20,078 Ahh! 253 00:11:22,167 --> 00:11:24,778 [jazzy version of "The Wedding March"] 254 00:11:24,865 --> 00:11:28,042 ? ? 255 00:11:28,129 --> 00:11:32,002 - [sobbing] My boy. 256 00:11:32,090 --> 00:11:33,961 My boy! 257 00:11:34,048 --> 00:11:36,442 - Oh, I love a good wedding. 258 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:39,967 They've got almost as much crying as a good funeral. 259 00:11:40,054 --> 00:11:41,969 [chuckling] 260 00:11:42,056 --> 00:11:43,797 - [chuckling] 261 00:11:43,884 --> 00:11:47,366 - Ladies and gentlefish, we are gathered 262 00:11:47,453 --> 00:11:51,457 here today to smoosh two souls together 263 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:55,461 into one gooey soul pulp. 264 00:11:55,548 --> 00:12:00,292 By the power vested in me by the Fish and Wildlife Service, 265 00:12:00,379 --> 00:12:03,164 I declare you husband and wife. 266 00:12:03,251 --> 00:12:05,601 You may now eat the bride. 267 00:12:05,688 --> 00:12:08,387 [all cheering] 268 00:12:08,474 --> 00:12:13,740 - That frosting becomes you. 269 00:12:13,827 --> 00:12:15,481 - Surprise! 270 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:16,656 [all gasping] 271 00:12:16,743 --> 00:12:18,788 - FitzPatrick? 272 00:12:18,875 --> 00:12:21,704 My long-lost evil twin cousin? 273 00:12:21,791 --> 00:12:23,967 Is it really you? 274 00:12:24,054 --> 00:12:26,405 - In the flesh, my corpulent companion! 275 00:12:26,492 --> 00:12:27,623 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 276 00:12:27,710 --> 00:12:29,756 - Who is this guy? 277 00:12:29,843 --> 00:12:31,932 He ruined our big wedding scene. 278 00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:34,761 - Pfft, relax, Squidina! 279 00:12:34,848 --> 00:12:38,156 FitzPatrick is family. 280 00:12:38,243 --> 00:12:39,896 I guess. 281 00:12:39,983 --> 00:12:41,550 Eee! 282 00:12:41,637 --> 00:12:44,074 - Come on, Patrick, let's hit the town! 283 00:12:44,162 --> 00:12:47,077 I can't remember the last time I saw you! 284 00:12:47,165 --> 00:12:51,256 - I can't remember ever remembering. 285 00:12:51,343 --> 00:12:52,996 all: Huh? 286 00:12:53,083 --> 00:12:56,174 [all gobbling] 287 00:12:56,261 --> 00:13:00,178 Mmm. 288 00:13:00,265 --> 00:13:03,442 - So, evil twin cousin FitzPatrick, 289 00:13:03,529 --> 00:13:05,139 what brings you to town? 290 00:13:05,226 --> 00:13:07,924 - Oh, you know, I thought I'd assume your identity, 291 00:13:08,011 --> 00:13:10,840 ruin your life, standard evil twin stuff. 292 00:13:10,927 --> 00:13:13,539 - Yeah, that sounds great. 293 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:14,931 - Hmm? - Hey! 294 00:13:15,018 --> 00:13:17,543 While you're doing whatever is it you said, 295 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:21,895 we should hit the Goofy Goober and tie one on! 296 00:13:21,982 --> 00:13:23,505 - [coughing] 297 00:13:23,592 --> 00:13:24,637 - Come on! 298 00:13:24,724 --> 00:13:29,076 [chuckling] 299 00:13:29,163 --> 00:13:32,079 [ragtime music] 300 00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:33,776 ? ? 301 00:13:33,863 --> 00:13:37,084 - Two ice cream sundaes, scoop-jockey! 302 00:13:37,171 --> 00:13:40,870 Extra-large! And make it snappy! 303 00:13:40,957 --> 00:13:42,089 What're you gonna have, cuz? 304 00:13:42,176 --> 00:13:45,092 - Hmm. [cackling] 305 00:13:45,179 --> 00:13:46,789 - [gasps] 306 00:13:46,876 --> 00:13:48,922 [munching] - Oh, nothing for me, thanks. 307 00:13:49,009 --> 00:13:51,403 I came for the music. 308 00:13:51,490 --> 00:13:55,755 - ? Chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ? 309 00:13:55,842 --> 00:13:58,888 ? Buttered pecan and black cherry ? 310 00:13:58,975 --> 00:14:02,805 ? All of these flavors make me merry ? 311 00:14:02,892 --> 00:14:04,111 ? When I'm eating ice cream ? 312 00:14:04,198 --> 00:14:05,243 - [cackling] 313 00:14:07,506 --> 00:14:09,072 [zapping] 314 00:14:09,159 --> 00:14:13,033 [hard rock music] 315 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,643 - ? Hey there, kids, who ruined your day? ? 316 00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:16,210 [together] ? Patrick Star, Patrick Star ? 317 00:14:16,297 --> 00:14:18,168 - ? Messed up your music, took your ice cream away ? 318 00:14:18,256 --> 00:14:19,953 [together] ? Patrick Star, Patrick Star ? 319 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,607 - ? Remember my name when you scream and cry ? 320 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,173 [together] ? Patrick Star, Patrick Star ? 321 00:14:23,261 --> 00:14:25,132 - ? I hope you hate me till the day I die ? 322 00:14:25,219 --> 00:14:26,089 [together] ? Patrick Star, Patrick Star ? 323 00:14:26,176 --> 00:14:28,048 - ? Hey, ice cream boy ? 324 00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:29,963 ? I see you eating ice cream ? 325 00:14:30,050 --> 00:14:31,051 ? My name is ? 326 00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:34,141 [together] ? Patrick Star! 327 00:14:34,228 --> 00:14:35,664 [loud explosion] 328 00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:39,799 [together] Ahh! 329 00:14:39,886 --> 00:14:44,717 - [munching] 330 00:14:44,804 --> 00:14:47,285 - [cackling] - Mmm. 331 00:14:47,372 --> 00:14:50,157 - Patrick! I saw what you did! 332 00:14:50,244 --> 00:14:52,942 You are banned from the Goofy Goober! 333 00:14:53,029 --> 00:14:56,206 Oh, Big Jim? 334 00:14:56,294 --> 00:14:58,731 - Huh? Ohh! 335 00:14:58,818 --> 00:15:01,647 Ahh! 336 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,736 [piano plunking] 337 00:15:03,823 --> 00:15:05,215 - Ha-ha! 338 00:15:05,303 --> 00:15:08,044 Fitz, one. Patrick, zero. 339 00:15:08,131 --> 00:15:11,178 I hope you enjoy your banishment! 340 00:15:11,265 --> 00:15:13,963 - Huh? Oh, that's okay. 341 00:15:14,050 --> 00:15:16,226 He bans me every week. 342 00:15:16,314 --> 00:15:17,663 Hey, we'll see you Monday, Barry! 343 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,492 - Say hi to your dad for me! 344 00:15:20,579 --> 00:15:23,408 - Well, that was a disappointment. 345 00:15:23,495 --> 00:15:26,062 - Well, don't you be a frowny, cuz. 346 00:15:26,149 --> 00:15:28,456 Oh, I know! 347 00:15:28,543 --> 00:15:31,198 Let's go to the comic book shop! 348 00:15:31,285 --> 00:15:34,244 That always makes me happy! 349 00:15:34,332 --> 00:15:37,291 - Ow! Oh! Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 350 00:15:37,378 --> 00:15:40,729 - This is my secret stash of comic books 351 00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:43,341 that I don't own yet. 352 00:15:43,428 --> 00:15:48,389 - Ooh, this funny book emporium is ripe for chaos. 353 00:15:48,476 --> 00:15:50,826 I just need to distract me cousin. 354 00:15:50,913 --> 00:15:53,220 I think you'll enjoy this one. 355 00:15:53,307 --> 00:15:55,004 - Ooh! 356 00:15:55,091 --> 00:15:56,963 Oh, thanks, FitzPatrick! 357 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,663 [grunting] 358 00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:03,186 - Ohh! 359 00:16:03,273 --> 00:16:04,753 Hey! 360 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:08,583 Who had the big idea to put castle in my way? 361 00:16:08,670 --> 00:16:14,502 - It is I, Beelzebass, evil wizard extraordinaire! 362 00:16:14,589 --> 00:16:17,200 And I didn't put my castle in your way. 363 00:16:17,287 --> 00:16:19,681 You just walked into it! 364 00:16:19,768 --> 00:16:22,075 You boob. 365 00:16:22,162 --> 00:16:25,818 - Don't try mind games on me, sorcerer! 366 00:16:25,905 --> 00:16:29,169 I demand hand-to-hand combat! 367 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:30,736 - Buzz off! 368 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,128 - Whoa! 369 00:16:32,215 --> 00:16:33,086 - [grunting] 370 00:16:33,173 --> 00:16:36,002 - Hey! Stop that! 371 00:16:36,089 --> 00:16:41,529 All right, peon, you asked for it! 372 00:16:41,616 --> 00:16:43,618 [zapping] 373 00:16:43,705 --> 00:16:44,576 [whinnies] 374 00:16:44,663 --> 00:16:49,015 - Oh! 375 00:16:49,102 --> 00:16:52,497 - [grunting] 376 00:17:00,940 --> 00:17:03,203 - Ahh-ahh! 377 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,031 Hmm? Ahh! 378 00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:12,125 Ugh! - Now we battle! 379 00:17:12,212 --> 00:17:14,910 - Is that drool? 380 00:17:14,997 --> 00:17:15,868 [creaking] 381 00:17:15,955 --> 00:17:16,912 - Ahh! 382 00:17:16,999 --> 00:17:18,827 [rock music] 383 00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:20,960 - [grunting] 384 00:17:21,047 --> 00:17:23,266 Ha-ha-ha! 385 00:17:23,353 --> 00:17:25,443 - What the? Who did this? 386 00:17:25,530 --> 00:17:27,575 - Hmm? - Whuh? 387 00:17:27,662 --> 00:17:29,969 [together] It was the bald guy! 388 00:17:30,056 --> 00:17:33,886 - All right, buddy, consider yourself banned! 389 00:17:33,973 --> 00:17:36,932 - Ahh! 390 00:17:37,019 --> 00:17:41,241 - Alas, poor Patrick, banned forever once again. 391 00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:43,417 Whatever will he do? 392 00:17:43,504 --> 00:17:45,637 - Oh, it's no biggie. 393 00:17:45,724 --> 00:17:48,074 There's plenty of other shops here 394 00:17:48,161 --> 00:17:50,250 in the comic book district. 395 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:51,947 Come on, Fitzy. 396 00:17:52,034 --> 00:17:55,037 I'll bet this place has even more comics to eat. 397 00:17:55,124 --> 00:17:55,995 [phone ringing] 398 00:17:56,082 --> 00:17:57,213 - Ugh! 399 00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,954 - Patrick, where are you? 400 00:17:59,041 --> 00:18:01,000 It's time to host "The Patrick Show!" 401 00:18:01,087 --> 00:18:03,698 - Is that some sort of malevolent spirit? 402 00:18:03,785 --> 00:18:06,440 - Nah, just my malevolent sister. 403 00:18:06,527 --> 00:18:09,748 I swallowed my shell phone. 404 00:18:09,835 --> 00:18:12,185 Okay! I'm coming back now! 405 00:18:12,272 --> 00:18:13,142 [dial tone droning] 406 00:18:14,230 --> 00:18:16,145 [tires screeching] 407 00:18:16,232 --> 00:18:19,061 [tires squealing] 408 00:18:19,148 --> 00:18:22,935 - You mean to tell me you have your own TV show? 409 00:18:23,022 --> 00:18:27,417 - Yeah, every day it's beamed out to millions of people 410 00:18:27,505 --> 00:18:29,942 all over the world. 411 00:18:30,029 --> 00:18:32,988 Or maybe it's just the people out front, I don't know. 412 00:18:33,075 --> 00:18:34,903 - Tick tock! You need to get into costume! 413 00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:36,949 We're about to go live! [tires screeching] 414 00:18:37,036 --> 00:18:39,212 Hey! Be careful with that invisible boat mobile! 415 00:18:39,299 --> 00:18:40,996 - Huh? 416 00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:43,477 This TV show is the perfect means 417 00:18:43,564 --> 00:18:45,914 to ruin Patrick's reputation. 418 00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:49,178 I can make everyone hate him all at once. 419 00:18:49,265 --> 00:18:51,311 [cackling] 420 00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:52,704 Oh, Patrick? 421 00:18:52,791 --> 00:18:56,403 I believe your costume is right in here. 422 00:18:56,490 --> 00:18:58,187 - Thanks, Fitz. 423 00:18:58,274 --> 00:19:00,146 You know, it was really great seeing you again-- 424 00:19:00,233 --> 00:19:01,756 Oof! 425 00:19:01,843 --> 00:19:04,280 Ha-ha-ha! 426 00:19:04,367 --> 00:19:07,109 [cackling] 427 00:19:07,196 --> 00:19:08,371 - Showtime. 428 00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:12,550 [cheers and applause] 429 00:19:12,637 --> 00:19:15,727 - A group of fish is called a school. 430 00:19:15,814 --> 00:19:18,817 A group of whales is called a pod. 431 00:19:18,904 --> 00:19:21,471 But what do you call a group of dopes? 432 00:19:21,559 --> 00:19:22,951 You! [together] Huh? 433 00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:24,213 - Ha-ha-ha-ha! 434 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:27,129 [all murmuring] 435 00:19:27,216 --> 00:19:30,002 I am offended! 436 00:19:30,089 --> 00:19:31,351 - Not me. 437 00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:32,918 I love the abuse. 438 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,181 - Patrick, what're you doing? 439 00:19:35,268 --> 00:19:37,618 [all grumbling] 440 00:19:37,705 --> 00:19:40,055 - Where's everyone off to? 441 00:19:40,142 --> 00:19:43,145 If you leave now, you won't get the big prize 442 00:19:43,232 --> 00:19:44,407 under your seats. 443 00:19:44,494 --> 00:19:47,323 [together] Huh? 444 00:19:47,410 --> 00:19:49,238 - Jellyfish for everyone! 445 00:19:49,325 --> 00:19:53,460 [all gasping] 446 00:19:53,547 --> 00:19:55,418 [all grumbling] 447 00:19:55,505 --> 00:19:57,420 - Oh, come on! 448 00:19:57,507 --> 00:19:58,987 The show's not over! 449 00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:01,207 You haven't seen the big finale. 450 00:20:01,294 --> 00:20:06,212 [all mumbling] 451 00:20:06,299 --> 00:20:07,256 - Tell me, sir. 452 00:20:07,343 --> 00:20:08,214 Where are you from? 453 00:20:08,301 --> 00:20:10,042 - Bikini Bottom. 454 00:20:10,129 --> 00:20:13,393 - I'm sorry? - I said Bikini Bottom. 455 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,438 - Oh, no, I heard you. 456 00:20:15,525 --> 00:20:16,788 I'm just sorry. 457 00:20:20,705 --> 00:20:22,968 And you, ma'am? Did it hurt? 458 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,709 - Did what hurt? 459 00:20:24,796 --> 00:20:26,885 - When you fell out of the ugly tree 460 00:20:26,972 --> 00:20:29,409 and hit every branch on the way down? 461 00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:31,498 [laughs] Huh? 462 00:20:31,585 --> 00:20:35,110 - Incoming Patricks from every time line. 463 00:20:35,197 --> 00:20:38,157 [all mumbling] 464 00:20:38,244 --> 00:20:39,288 - No! 465 00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:40,289 - [chuckling] 466 00:20:40,376 --> 00:20:41,769 Let me go! 467 00:20:41,856 --> 00:20:46,382 I'm not done ruinin' Patrick's life! 468 00:20:46,469 --> 00:20:50,299 - I knew there was something off about that guy. 469 00:20:50,386 --> 00:20:54,086 Boy, am I glad to have the original Patrick back. 470 00:20:54,173 --> 00:20:55,391 - Yeah. 471 00:20:55,478 --> 00:20:58,743 Ooh, cool crank. 472 00:21:02,355 --> 00:21:04,357 all: Ahh! 473 00:21:04,444 --> 00:21:05,880 - Patrick! 474 00:21:05,967 --> 00:21:08,709 You crushed the whole audience! 475 00:21:08,796 --> 00:21:11,146 Well, there goes the show. 476 00:21:11,233 --> 00:21:14,410 [laughter] 477 00:21:14,497 --> 00:21:15,977 - Is that-- 478 00:21:16,064 --> 00:21:20,068 Ooh, Cork-in-the-Bottom brand ice cream? 479 00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:24,943 My favorite! 480 00:21:25,030 --> 00:21:26,901 Mmm. 481 00:21:26,988 --> 00:21:29,817 - Now that's what I call a finale. 482 00:21:29,904 --> 00:21:33,516 - I am not offended! [laughs] 483 00:21:33,603 --> 00:21:34,561 Boop! - Ahh! 484 00:21:34,648 --> 00:21:39,044 [munching] 485 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,350 - Whoa-oh-oh-oh! 486 00:21:41,437 --> 00:21:43,439 Huh? 487 00:21:43,526 --> 00:21:47,095 Well, well, well, my similar-looking friend. 488 00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:48,967 I'm going to steal your identity 489 00:21:49,054 --> 00:21:51,578 and ruin your reputation! 490 00:21:51,665 --> 00:21:53,667 They'll all hate you, 491 00:21:53,754 --> 00:21:55,669 friends, strangers, 492 00:21:55,756 --> 00:21:58,411 even your own--ahh! 493 00:21:58,498 --> 00:22:00,195 Hey! You! 494 00:22:00,282 --> 00:22:01,327 Get back here! 495 00:22:01,414 --> 00:22:05,810 I'm going to ruin your reputation! 496 00:22:05,860 --> 00:22:10,410 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0